You’re doing it wrong.
“Oh, yeah?”
“I’m pretty sure.”
“Well, ready… aim… You’re fired.”
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I never thought a bassoon could be such a good weapon…
One time, my viola teacher said that it ridiculous that you’re not allowed to bring things like nail clippers and scissors on airplanes when bows are such good weapons. He challenged us to find ten ways you could kill someone with a viola. (By the way, this discussion was started when he told us that we should kill someone with sound.)
May 18, 2012 at 2:01 pm
The really funny thing about theses pictures is that I know the bassoonist, hehe
August 30, 2012 at 1:38 pm