Pastoral and Puns
Yeah, these aren’t strictly classical albums. But we couldn’t resist.
These puns weigh heavily upon us.
In the glare
‘I think modern-day musicians are unaware of the fact that by staying indoors, they are not getting the adequate amount of vitamin D that they need.’
Perhaps this cellist is trying to make sure she gets her Vitamin D, even if she’s barefoot and pulling awkwardly at her dress while slumping her shoulders under the glare of the sun.
Do the limbo!
We hear a lot lately about performing arts organizations in limbo. I don’t think this is what they’re all talking about.
Gold.
Because when they’re this good bad, you can’t pick just one.
It’s a nice touch that they wore the same shoes with each outfit.
If you can call them “outfits.”
(We were saving this post for a rainy day, but since the quartet’s identity has been exposed (ahem), we decided to go ahead and share.)
Harpist on a Horse
It’s not a classical harp, but we still had to post it.
Besides, the horse objected to carrying anything bigger.
Living it up in the garden
Disperse! You didn’t want to be able to see more than a few people in the nonet, did you?
Oh, and you with the horn? Turn your face away. That’s what you get for forgetting your black shirt.
