
Mine is bigger than yours.
(Seriously. The cellist looks more confident than anyone else. Apparently size does matter to this group.)
March 7, 2013 | Categories: chamber ensembles | Tags: don't smile, put it all out there, serious business, string quartets | Leave A Comment »


Looks like they were comparing notes.
But not playing any. Because it’s hard to play when you’re draped over the keyboard, overcome with sadness.
February 13, 2012 | Categories: pianists | Tags: don't smile, harpsichordists, overly earnest, pianists, serious business | 1 Comment »

Just imagine the gossip they’re exchanging so intensely.
December 17, 2011 | Categories: duos | Tags: awkward poses, close talkers, serious business, wind instruments | 2 Comments »

Lovely yet awkward. If my mom made me an album, I’m not sure I’d want it immortalized quite like this. “Mother! Put some clothes on!”
October 11, 2011 | Categories: album covers, pianists | Tags: awkward album covers, awkward nudity, awkward poses, pregnant pause, serious business | 6 Comments »

If looks could kill, then it was definitely Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the, er, flute.
September 19, 2011 | Categories: soloists | Tags: don't smile, flutist, serious business | 2 Comments »

My, my. He has so many instruments, and all of them are, uhh, standing at attention.
September 12, 2011 | Categories: soloists | Tags: awkward poses, clarinet, don't smile, overly earnest, serious business, wind instruments | Leave A Comment »

And reflective?

And the vacant stare?

September 5, 2011 | Categories: pianists | Tags: don't smile, pianists, serious business, vacant stare | Leave A Comment »
Why so glum? Looks like everything’s set up for a party in the back.

Definitely no party here, though. Except maybe a pity party.

August 6, 2011 | Categories: soloists | Tags: early music, serious business, so sad, vacant stare | 3 Comments »

We didn’t think it would happen, but here’s a photo of a male musician lying on the floor.
Sorry for the small photo.
This introduces a whole new category, in the words of the (female) harpist who sent this in: “Male harpists who have to proclaim their masculinity by knocking their harps over.”
Here’s another.

And another.

Very manly.
August 5, 2011 | Categories: soloists | Tags: awkward poses, contrived poses, harpists, serious business | 2 Comments »

It’s not a classical harp, but we still had to post it.
Besides, the horse objected to carrying anything bigger.
July 12, 2011 | Categories: soloists | Tags: awkward poses, contrived poses, harpist, living it up in the garden, outdoors, overly earnest, riding a horsey, serious business | 1 Comment »
Lean back, relax, and….

…caress your instrument lovingly.

Really, people, watch where you put those things.
July 7, 2011 | Categories: soloists | Tags: awkward poses, awkward props, compromising position, flutists, serious business, take a seat, vacant stare, violinists | 6 Comments »

A few tips gleaned from this photo:
1. Don’t straddle unidentifiable objects.
2. Don’t have your limbs overlap so that people start wondering whose leg is whose.
3. Don’t smile. Don’t you dare smile.
June 19, 2011 | Categories: chamber ensembles | Tags: awkward poses, don't smile, is that yours or mine?, serious business | 1 Comment »