… Don’t toot.
And the vacant stare?
The paranoid photographer says, “Stop looking at me.” One guy laughs and looks away. “Seriously, do not look at me.” Another one looks away. “I mean it.” They look serious and turn their eyes away.
(Thanks to Saporman99 for sending this in.)
Why so glum? Looks like everything’s set up for a party in the back.
Definitely no party here, though. Except maybe a pity party.
And draped them artistically and identically over their shoulders for them before sending them off to rehearsal.
Lean back, relax, and….
…caress your instrument lovingly.
Really, people, watch where you put those things.
If he’s going to attempt the Breck girl thing, he should probably wash his hair before the photo shoot.
I know it’s early, and that might justify the vacant stare, but in general: don’t let photographers in when you’re wearing a nightgown.
Like those awkwardly posed school photos from third grade, but with a piano instead of a puzzle piece. Not to mention the vacant stare and unruly hair.