What happens when you have a paranoid photographer?

The paranoid photographer says, “Stop looking at me.” One guy laughs and looks away. “Seriously, do not look at me.” Another one looks away. “I mean it.” They look serious and turn their eyes away.
(Thanks to Saporman99 for sending this in.)
Two of a kind
Why so glum? Looks like everything’s set up for a party in the back.

Definitely no party here, though. Except maybe a pity party.

Hey, somebody’s mom made them all matching scarves!
And draped them artistically and identically over their shoulders for them before sending them off to rehearsal.
Watch where you put that thing.
Lean back, relax, and….
…caress your instrument lovingly.

Really, people, watch where you put those things.
Grieg. For greasy hair.

If he’s going to attempt the Breck girl thing, he should probably wash his hair before the photo shoot.
Early music, early photo
I know it’s early, and that might justify the vacant stare, but in general: don’t let photographers in when you’re wearing a nightgown.
(via @newharpischord)
In the dark
Like those awkwardly posed school photos from third grade, but with a piano instead of a puzzle piece. Not to mention the vacant stare and unruly hair.







