Perhaps a bassoon mustache?
Does he juggle, too?
But not too sexy for argyle. Or makeup. Or airbrushing.
At least the one knee that we can see. The other leg… well, who knows?
(via @wheresstephane, who asked: “Why would anyone allow this picture of them to be taken, and published?”)
Just imagine the gossip they’re exchanging so intensely.
As if recorders aren’t awkward enough without helmet hair.
“I’m pretty sure.”
“Well, ready… aim… You’re fired.”
My, my. He has so many instruments, and all of them are, uhh, standing at attention.